It's Definitely Thursday

I can't believe how crazy today has been. It's only 12:39. I'm on my lunch but geeeeez people are crazy. Ok, my day started out in the kitchen at work. That's always bad news. I was toasting and buttering english muffins, but I was using the oven instead of the toaster. I didn't burn anything, oh no... BUT I did almost manage to burn the kitchen down, and I don't even know how. So here's my story.
I'm putting the english muffins into the oven setting the microwave timer for 45 seconds just so I don't forget about the muffins and burn them. Well the third time I set it, I waited for it to go off and....Wait, backtrack! I'm cutting english muffins and this stupid towel gets in the way so I throw right beside the microwave. Now I am setting the time and I go back to my cutting skillz. The time goes off and I turn around and the stupid towel is ON FIRE! What the heck? The microwave is slowly melting and so I pick up the towel and toss it into the sink. It all went out and everything was ok, but H'OMGOSH! Did the towel spontaneously combust or what? We decided that the microwave was being dumb and just caught fire in the stinking corner and so the towel also caught fire. It doesn't make sense, but neither does putting me in the kitchen.
Aside from that, people sure are moody today. I can't wait till work is over so I can just go to Renovate and forget about this world.

Peace out!